Men build things, then we die. It’s in our fucking DNA! That’s what we do!

And when it all falls down?

We build it right back up again.

But this time bigger. BETTER!

Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin’ beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?

Hard men!

Doing hard shit!

And that gives me a hard on… But not in a gay way or anything.

(Murphy) No, no… ‘course not

(Connor) Yeah it goes without sayin’

I am so sick of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!

Now they don’t want you to do anything, right?

Just sit there.

Don’t drink.

Don’t smoke.

Don’t drive fast.

Kiss my ass!

Fuck it! Do it all I say!

Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin’ therapist?

There’s no fucking way he did!

John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that’s a man!

Real men hide their feelings. Why?

Because it’s none of your fuckin’ business!

Men do not cry.

Men do not pout.

Men jack you in the fuckin’ jaw and say…

"Thanks for comin’ out"

David Della Rocco


This scene. The looks the brothers have when the other is feeling pain….it kills me. Connor grabbing on to Murphy…just all of it. I can’t even put it into words. Love the brothers and their feels for each other.


"South Park" creator Matt Stone says growing up as a Jewish kid in Colorado in the ’80s wasn’t always easy. He also dishes on a milestone moment that happened on Senior Ditch Day. The funnyman lost his virginity to a girl he calls "Lucky Lucy" on a camping trip, and says that what she said to him after has stayed with him: "thank you."


Matt stone and Trey parker have made a deal with Hulu, all episodes of South will be available on Hulu plus….. Erm also hair